Know Your Numbers.
Own Your Health.
Advanced Blood Testing · Physician Review · At-Home Draw
Understand exactly what's happening inside your body — and leave with a physician-guided plan to improve it.
Fast checkout · Schedule your draw after purchase
Your first step into the Smash Wellness Center optimization system
Your health deserves more than guesswork.
Whether your goal is:
Everything starts with comprehensive blood work.
Your $149 Includes
Value
Over $500
Today
$149
What We Measure
One draw. A complete picture of your hormones, metabolism, organ function, and blood health.
Is This You?
This blood panel is built for you if you:
Stop Guessing.
Start Optimizing.
You're already putting in work. Whether you're training in the gym, trying to lose weight, improve your hormones, or simply wanting to live longer — the smartest first step is understanding what your blood work is telling you.
Real optimization starts with data.
From Signup to Plan
Simple. Fast. Physician-supervised.
Claim your $149 offer
Two minutes on your phone. That’s the whole signup.
Schedule your at-home blood draw
Pick a time that works. No clinic, no waiting room, no time off work.
Our licensed phlebotomist comes to you
About 15 minutes at your kitchen table.
Dr. Dylan Foord reviews your results with you
A one-on-one physician consultation — not a PDF and a shrug.
Receive your personalized optimization plan
Exactly what your numbers mean and what to do about them.
Keep going, if it’s a fit
Ongoing optimization is available and entirely optional. The $149 panel stands alone.
This Is What It Looks Like
No stock photos. This is an actual Smash Wellness draw.
Who's Reading Your Labs
Dr. Dylan Foord
Medical Director
Dr. Foord Recommends
How to prepare for your draw
Fast for 12 hours beforehand
Water only — no food, no coffee, no juice. Eating first makes your glucose, A1c and lipid results unusable.
Drink plenty of water
Being well hydrated makes the draw quicker and far more comfortable.
Book a morning appointment
The simplest way to fast is to sleep through most of it and draw first thing.
If your physician gives you different instructions for your situation, follow those instead.
Why People Choose Smash
Regular Physical
Smash Wellness
Most Clinics Write Prescriptions.
We Build Healthier People.
This isn't another telehealth company.
We're local. We're invested in your results.
Straight Answers
Want to keep optimizing?
After your consultation you'll have the option — never the obligation — to continue through our physician-guided membership programs.
Know Your Numbers.
Own Your Results.
Take control of your health today.
Fast checkout · Schedule your draw after purchase
The $149 Blood Panel isn't the finish line — it's where personalized optimization begins.